cerulean-warbler:

dragonpie:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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what the fuck did I just see

this is some salvador dali shit

(via hound-actual)

succeeding:

my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard

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(via megustamemes)

corgisandboobs:

I am so mad that I am not petting this puppy right now.

corgisandboobs:

I am so mad that I am not petting this puppy right now.

(via hound-actual)

nom-food:

Pepperoni pizza pull apart bread

nom-food:

Pepperoni pizza pull apart bread

whoredinarygirl:

miscaitlin:

miscaitlin:

my mum just came home drunk asking me to make her chicken nuggets 

she fell asleep and im left with all these nuggets image

that’s the opposite of a problem

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

nowyoukno:

More facts at NowYouKno.com and don’t forget to Follow NowYouKno for more like this on your dash!

(via thosewhochallengetheheavens)

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awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

(via resection8)

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

(via resection8)

da5thbeatle:

kropotkindersurprise:

Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

Boost this shit for the people in Ferguson

(via destra-lust)

rawhumor:

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aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

(via imutterlyconfused)

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